with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Randomize
