I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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