I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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