YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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