Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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