the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I am available for nakedness
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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