where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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