I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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