I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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