They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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