sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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