just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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