I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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