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Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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