Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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