I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I love having hate sex.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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