I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
This house was built for laser tag.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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