But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
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