i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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