? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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