He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
stop calling my apartment porn island.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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