i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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