why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I won't apologize to a one balled man
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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