on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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