I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
She's the barista slut.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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