found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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