only if we run a train.
done.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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