I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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