I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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