She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
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