STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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