im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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