He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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