I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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