Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Randomize
