why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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