No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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