Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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