I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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