Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I just want nice things and good sex
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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