people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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