The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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