im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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