You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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