? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
