We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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