He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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