i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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