We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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