Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Bang-toberfest begins!!
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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